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Dear Dr. Jones by GZO Jones
Dear Dr. Jones, I'm a 30-something woman in a healthy, fulfilling
relationship; this is about my friend. She's very beautiful,
fit, mid-30s, funny, intelligent and has a good job. But she
hasn't had a boyfriend since I've known her. She never gets
hit on. What's wrong with men? Signed, Dear CLODS, You've zeroed in on one of the questions of the ages. What's wrong with men indeed? A recent unscientific study points to several predictable reasons: • Men are insecure and intimidated by
physical beauty All these reasons and many more like them probably have some merit. But really, love and happiness can't be quantified. Maybe your friend should simply start hitting on men. That won't do much to make for better men, but it will likely make your friend's trip from Point A to Point B happen a lot quicker. Unless, of course, what she's really interested in is women. – Jones Dear Dr. Jones, What about stem cells? Signed, Dear XY, I sense that you're trying to goad me into a typically left-leaning response that you'll show your friends as evidence of my hopelessly liberal bent. OK then, here you go: Stem cells represent the future of science and any opposition is a ridiculously shortsighted attempt by religious zealots to move an already fading country back into the last century. Since when is South Korea's place in the world of science ahead of the U.S.? Since the zealots took control. – Jones |
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it advice? Is it opinion? Or is it simply the monthly rant of a
pompous, over-the-hill windbag? Whatever it is, it's been happening
without fail since our very first year, 2001, when GZO Jones 