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Guest Writer

The end
The funeral pirate
by Troy Eggleston

ear readers,

I regret to inform you that the funeral pirate recently passed away in his sleep.

Quite to the contrary of popular belief, he was a good man with good intentions. He wished for the best but was comforted by the worst.

He lived a tragic but inspired life – always trying to map out the shortest distance between fleeting inspiration and renewal. Tragic, yes, but nonetheless useful. For it is in the fault of others that we witness the fault within ourselves.

It does not take a keen eye to realize that we are all human.

Rest in peace,
Nebidier Smears
Surviving editor

Read parts one, two, three, four and intermission of "The funeral pirate."

E-mail Troy at leonchester@cosmo.com, and find his previous efforts in our archives.

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