I regret to inform you that the funeral pirate recently
passed away in his sleep.
Quite to the contrary of popular belief, he was
a good man with good intentions. He wished for the best but was
comforted by the worst.
He lived a tragic but inspired life always
trying to map out the shortest distance between fleeting inspiration
and renewal. Tragic, yes, but nonetheless useful. For it is in
the fault of others that we witness the fault within ourselves.
It does not take a keen eye to realize that we are
Rest in peace,
Read parts one,
of "The funeral pirate."